Do you have a few days off and plan to spend them in Provence? Marseille Toursime gives you every reason NOT to go to the Phocaean City!
I heard that Marseille is charming
But it isn't, there are blocks as far as the eyes can see
Beaches are disgusting
The sea is full of garbage
And the coves have NOTHING to offer
The city has no History
Seriously, that's just awful
Even the palaces are lame
And if you were expecting something about the food... don't waste your time
Culturally speaking, it's a shame
There is nothing to see
Let me tell you that Marseille is a dangerous city
The Old Port is devoid of interest
And Notre Dame de la Garde looks cheap
Landscapes are boring
Could you find more generic?
Ok so, stay home
It's the best you can do
